10 Resons Why I’m Writing Now
Posted in At Home on 08/23/2011 04:38 am by Jennwww.thatjusthappened.ca. Now there’s an address I haven’t typed into
my internet address bar in a while. I have effectively had 8 months of the worst writer’s block laziness ever. So why now? Where did the inspiration come from to start writing again? Well, a few places.
One, I have ideas again. Ideas about what to write, that is. I think most of my friends will attest to the fact I usually get ideas. Dastardly, evil, revengeful, brilliant ideas, especially after a cocktail or two.
Two, my days and nights are reversed just like how it was ages 0-12 months. My natural clock took over and all-nighters are occurring once again. Only this time they are less fun because I am; a) doing it alone and b) I have not had one or two of the aforementioned cocktails. I have met a few women who are in the same boat as me, but they are menopausal, so they weren’t too interested in my circadian rythyms. How can I compete with hot flashes and night sweats, anyway? I just have dark circles and an internet search history that reads: “Girls Next Door Bridget Dogatonic Video” and “circadian rhythms”.
Three, my dear friend over at The Pond, Blond Duck, has written an awesome book that I said I would review for her. I thought it would be weird to just throw out a review after months of silence, so take this as an introductory post and a promise that I will be reviewing one fantastic, whimsical book. Her Halloween series was a scary story that was actually scary. It is supposed to be for young adults, but I got chills and it wasn’t because the a/c is positioned to blow down my neck when I am at the computer, because it was cold outside when I read it and the a/c wouldn’t have been on. So there.
Four, I have a stack of books that I have read and am hoping will reach the ceiling by the end of the year. I have to review a lot of them for the Governor General Awards challenge that I made for myself.
Five, who else can I tell about my lusty thoughts about Paul Gross and I why I think he is everything that is sexy and Canadian and male?
Six, my hormones are a swingin’ lately and with the return of the cycstic acne on my chin came enough angst that I feel I have something interesting to write about.
Seven, MPW (my partner Will) is saying stupid things again. Like, “Who are The Judds? You mean it’s not just Ashley?”
Eight, someone left me a comment on my “about me” page that just said, “You can go F**K yourself” and I just want to say, “Well…F**k you too, random person who is probably spam. F**k you too.”
Nine, I am getting tired of entering into blog giveaways and not attaching a blog address to my name because I haven’t done anything new since January. In addition, I am sure Blond Duck would like a new post to leave a comment on.
Ten, Stephtastic is in Derby and I go see her games, KB (my brother-in-law) is doing improv which I go see, MPW is going to start skiing before I know it and I’ll be left all alone and I’m craving some attention, gosh darn it. What about meeeee? Notice meeeee!
Well, there ya have it. I’m back. I’m committing. I really just want to talk about Paul Gross.
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