That Just Happened!

The holiday season is upon us and the parties are starting up.  From a work party, to house parties, to dinner parties, to New Year’s and everything in between, the question on most women’s mind is “What do I wear?”  Well, there are a plethora of commercials, magazines and blogs to help you decide what works and how to dress your body type.  Frankly, I don’t really care what I wear because as Facebook has shown me, people will take unflattering pictures of me and then post them online, no matter how much I suck in, or stand on a ¾ angle.  I swear I don’t look like a beach ball with arms in real life!  I also have a chin, don’t have size GGG breasts, or a lazy eye.  Just sayin’.  I am inevitably disappointed with how I look in most holiday pictures because in my head I’m a 5’10” supermodel from Victoria’s Secret.

So.  This year I am declaring an embargo on taking pictures form the knees up.  Let’s just focus on the shoes, shall we?  And this year I would love to be rocking one of these awesome styles.

Jewels and Feathers and Suede, Oh My!

Drinking Champagne While Wearing Champagne...If I Drank Champagne

I Think I'm On the Naughty List.

A Little Bit of Shine Goes Along Way.

Not Your Mama's Mrs. Claus! What would the holidays be without a pop of red? Plus, the height gets your lips closer to Mr. Tall Dark and Handsome. Pucker up!

These are just some of the wonderfully sparkly, bedazzled, and colorful shoes for the holiday.  Plus, they all go with black which is my holiday clothing colour of choice.  Hopefully all eyes (and lenses) will be drawn to my feet and I will be the first person tagging myself in holiday photo albums.

What shoes will you be wearing this holiday season?

That Just Happened!

I got a package in the mail.  It had arrived within two days of my ordering it. Up until this point I was obsessively checking the order tracking page.

I eagerly opened it and my eyes rested on two of the most beautiful boxes I have ever seen.

Louboutins and DVFs (Diane von Furstenberg: the originator of the wrap dress.  Plus size women of the world, all hail the Queen!) of my very own!   I didn’t know which to look at first, but I decided to open the DVF box.

Oh how pretty!  And just perfect for spring!

And then…the moment I had dreamed about my whole shoe-lovin’ life. 

 A pair of my very own Louboutins that have never been worn on someone else’s feet!  I do have a pair in my possession, but they were bought second hand and most of the bottom was already scuffed off from someone else’s adventures.  But not these ones!   They are my very own to love and cherish and lick.   No wait, that’s not right.  I meant to love and cherish and wear to bed.  No wait…that’s not right, either.   Well I will definitely be wearing these babies all over because they are so awesome.

I was so excited I had to tell someone right that second.  So I called my Mom.  I preened, I sighed, I oohed, I justified, I fell in love.  And my Mom just sat there and said, “Congratulations!  Do you ever find it weird that you buy things that keep your feet on the ground and MPW buys things that keep his head in the clouds?”  I paused.  “Actually, no, Mom, but you make a good point.”  I buy shoes and MPW buys RC planes and helicopters.  I think it does an adequate job of summing us up though.  So on that enlightening note I said goodbye to my Mom and continued to jump up and down all around the apartment squealing at a level only Angus could hear (though not in the shoes…I’m not that coordinated).  And this is where I say goodbye to you so I can go and ogle some more, but not before leaving you a picture of my face when I opened the box.

Just kidding.   It was more like this…

Yeah, That Just Happened! (Thank Heavens and super shoe sales on the Internet!  You didn’t think I paid full price did you?  I have a mortgage to pay!)

 I haven’t posted anything about shoes in a while, but it doesn’t mean I haven’t been coveting. Oh, I have been coveting.  Yearning, really.  All of the holiday shoes with their sparkly pointed toes and zipper heels. It runs the gamut this year from flashy to trashy to suede to leather to…well you name it, it’s out there!

I am a very practical girl, but for some reason all practicality goes out and is replaced with insanity when it comes to footwear. I’ll just put it out there right now that I have about 3 pairs  5 pairs of sensible shoes I alternate between on a daily basis. I really am not one of those (lucky) girls who require a walk-in for their prized possessions. With the Christmas season approaching I am reminded of holiday magic.  Holiday magic is usually reserved for when someone wants to spread peace on earth and good cheer, but these shoes would definitely put me in a cheerful mood!  Most people will be dreaming of sugarplums, but I will be dreaming of sugared shoes.  Only sugar will be replaced with crystals. Like these Louboutins.

Dorothy never had ruby slippers this cute!

And speaking of dreams, I actually had a dream about these Louboutins last night!  I mean they spell out LO-VE.  What better way to spread it than to walk it all over town this Christmas?

I dreamt they were in this thrift store at, like, a third of the price (which believe me wouldn’t be totally affordable) and they were in my size. I could hardly believe my luck! When I woke up I knew it was a dream because who would give up this season’s cutest Louboutin flats?  Definitely not a shoe girl and they would be the only ones crazy enough to spend that kind of money on shoes.

Another pair of shoes I cannot get out of my head are these Balmain’s.  Totally impractical, totally ostentatious, totally cute!

Every time I see them I like them more. I have no idea what I would wear them with, or to, but I am pretty sure if anyone was to buy me a pair (the only way I would ever get my hot little hands on them) I would find places to wear them and buy a new outfit to go with them (which would be cheaper than the shoes anyways).

I know I can be a difficult person to shop for.  I tend to like things that are only available in the US, or totally expensive.  It is honestly because I like the item I am asking for because usually I don’t know any of these things until after Christmas and my Mom explains why I didn’t get (and never will) the items on my list. In order to remedy that this year I have come up with a great alternative…

These Valentino’s already come wrapped with a bow!  How cute would Santa’s Little Helper look this year? (yeah, yeah…they are still ridiculously expensive, but they are available in Canada to be shipped to Canada! *sigh*)

Well, maybe with the magic of the season, a generous Secret Santa, and a letter writing campaign to the man himself I will find one of these lovelies underneath my tree this year.  (I wonder where I can buy a cute frame for the picture?  Oh, and you can find the pictures here and here)

Yeah, That Just Happened!